Friday, August 29, 2008

Part Trois (see I speak French)








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kristajones'd (christa-not- i-saffed): to create the perfect combination of mexican food, cocktails, laxatives, and anorexia to discharge from the anus an explicable amount of party punch in random dude's house; to ruin one's public image for life; the crap heard 'round the world. (intransitive verb)

  • Etymology: Latin defaecatus, past participle of defaecare; to discharge feces from the bowels; to never hook up with a frat star again.
  • Example: "I don't know if I can make it to Church right now...that El Burrit's didn't settle well and I don't want to kristajones all over my hot greek life reputation."

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