BSpears (BRSP): FY3Q09 Outlook: Bullish
Katherine Johnson and Mallory Middaugh (C.P.A) = Cerified Public Assholes.
We believe the upcoming quarter for Miss Spears will be a slight beat and raise relative to the Street estimates. This quarter, BRSP (S&P ticker) has thus far beat expectations. Her stock is up ~13% since August 1st, in direct correlation to the numbers logged on the T-Mill at Bally's LAX and the removal of mind altering substances/ frappes. If you'll note from our estimates, BRSP peaked in 2003 VMA season to fall to record lows in FY1Q05 following a slight deviation from previously recorded behavior. This revenue drop was a contribution of investors losing confidence due to panty peaks, pregnancy, KFC, KFED, red bull, gas stations, PHilton, and rehab. However, BRSP has gained operational momentum due to her financial estate being turned over to Jamie Spears, relative father figure. While we don't think the BRSP has the ability to break out of the current revenue cycle patterns of such erradic behavior, we believe with the proper diet, exercise regime, and electric fencing, Miss. Spears has shot of emerging on top this quarter.
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My poor baby had a "cooter crisis"... reminds me of your birth when the med students were invited in since I had "a perfect pelvis for childbearing" and this cute "little boy" brought you into the world and I swear you winked at him!
OOPS I posted in the wrong spot! I'm such a virgin at this...
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